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1. He’s Ugly
2. He’s Smells funny most of the time
3. He’s Annoying
4. He Works at Wal-Mart
5. He’s unpleasant to be around
6. He puts lettuce on his sammichs
7. He occasionally even eats mustard
8. He is friends with Nate Dunn
9. He is not Jay Bergenstock
10. He’s Annoying
11. He’s Black
12. He thinks he’s cool
13. His Stupid Haircut
14. He lives in a green house
15. He lives in a house
16. He lives
17. He…
18. He calls Japanese Hardcore Japcore
19. He calls Japanese Emo Japmo
20. He watches Young and the Restless
21. He’s pretty fair guy
22. He’s friends with Caleb Roosa
23. Look at his shoes
24. He’s Annoying
25. He drives a green car
26. He drives a car
27. He drives
28. HE
29. He smokes 5 packs of cigarettes a day….
30. Most people don’t like him
31. He’s White
32. He always wears a kilt.
33. He dresses like Barney Rubble
34. He kinda looks like a fat and retarded pee-wee herman.
35. He has a small weeny
36. he has big nuts
37. He weighs in at 643 lbs
38. He is not potty trained
39. His gums are bleeding
40. his toe sucks
41. He’s annoying
42. He eats
43. http://www.danperron.com
44. that’s a link
45. He wears black like a little gothic bitch
46. he’s a bitch
47. he sucks at everything
48. he whines to much
49. nobody likes him
50. what’s with his chin
51. He is meat eater
52. he also east several vegtables
53. He’s alot like Jay Bergenstock
54. He’s the best QBASIC programmer
55. Dantris
56. he’s lazy
57. He lacks all things that make a person good
58. He is all things bad people are.
59. lack of integrity
60. He’s a bully
61. He gets picked alot
62. When you pull down his pants you will find NOTHING
63. there’s a mole on his butt
64. he has a six-pack
65. He grew up in the ghetto
66. His parents love him
67. He is a billionare
68. girls flock to him
69. most girls are umaware of his existence
70. he’s annoying
71. He wears women’s cloths
72. He crys alot
73. He beats women
74. he beats men
75. he beats
76. HE
82. He doesn’t wipe
83. He sounds like a girl
84. He wizzed on the electric fence
85. He needs to be shot
86. He eats Rubarb
87. He can’t read
88. he’s blind
89. he skipped 77-81
90. he’s annoying
91. he’s repetitive
92. Caleb had to spell repetitive for him
93. He’s Asian
94. Spud
95. There’s snow on the ground
96. He has bitch tits
97. He is colourblind
98. He spells colour like a Brit
99. Mike’s a Brit
100. He Yells at people in Unreal Servers
101. He’s a slacker
102. He speaks 9 languages
103. HE’s Annoying
104. ( Fill in with Reason to hate Dan)
105. His HTML is shitty
106. Konquerer cannot view this page
107. All the bugs in Dantris
108. There’s a pool table in his house
109. He picks on homeless people
110. He litters
111. He urinates in public
112. WHY oh WHY does he look like THAT
113. Did i mention he’s annoying?

today we have a rather interesting article by none other than Jason Bergenstock. Go check it out in the articles secton.

ok. updated. i fixed the frames on the site and added some new stuff. Notice the new Articles section. if you happen to to write any valid rants or whatever, send them up and i’ll post em up. ok. Also, go to the progs section and download Dantris, My qbasic tetris game. and play it…………………..alot.